Which magazine to chose?

I was doing a little light reading behind the only closed door a mother can find peace, if you know what I mean.

Before entering I had randomly picked up two magazines that were stacked together.

This was the first magazine:

Good Article Titles...dreams of "Best Body Ever" looming in my mind...very nice,

but then

I moved the top magazine aside to see what else I had snatched up and this is what I saw:

Oh, Southern Living, how could you in January! Pancakes, Cheese Grits, Chicken & Dumplings, Warm Cobbler, and Much More...

Waaaah!! (with a touch of giggle!)

It's all about balance, right?!

Happy Healthy Eating, Everyone!